If you are so self conscious, or homophobic, or you need to hide the fact you got a little tally wacker that when you go into the latrine to take a piss you piss in a toilet stall and not a urinal please follow these simple rules:
1. Lift the seat
2. If you can't follow rule 1 at least wipe the piss dribble off the seat for the next guy.
Don't cut your toe nails while shitting. while this is a great way to save time it's still kinda weird, so knock that shit off.