It's the little things

Fresh off my 2 weeks R&R leave I realize it's the little things you miss most. For instance, I'm getting tired of sitting on hot toilet seats. Now I'm not talking the warm like someones ass has just been pressed against it, I'm talking HOT. And these buildings are air conditioned. Early morning...HOT...Middle of the day...HOT.... Late at night....HOT. But then again when the seat is just hot you know it has had some rest between operators. Other wise instead of having that warm freshly used feeling, here it's more of a wet from that guys ass cause he been sweating all day cause its hotter than Hades outside feeling. Maybe I'm just a little crazy but I enjoy a nice cool, dry toilet seat.